Home of the Spunky Bisexual Chain Smokin' Hel Digunner Bitch!

Closure at last.

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 23:09:33 GMT

Hi there, everybody! It's me, Tara. You guys remember me, don't you? The Spunky Bisexual Chain Smokin' Hel Digunner Bitch?

I'm posting on behalf of my creator, koobine, to report that the fanfic "Zoids Odyssey", as of now, has officially been cancelled. He tells me that the self indulgance that initially made it so fun to write wore off, and that Zoids Odyssey simply lost its appeal to him, and became a chore for him to write with little reward. A waning interest in Zoids and lack of creative freedom added to the downfall of the fic. He's moved on to other things; his original series, "kreaturez" being his main focus. However, ZO kinda ended with a cliffhanger, and since he doesn't want to pull a Fuzors on what little fandom he had, he's left it up to me to tell y'all how ZO woulda turned out.

Yes, Team Atro Venator won the NZBT. The Final battle was against the Dark Tyrants team, who pilot a Geno Saurer, a Geno Breaker and a Death Saurer. After a hard battle, we won and split up the million dollar prize four ways. After that, we had a rematch against Kagekami and defeated them again. After that, the team split up; Clyde and I returning to Nyx and visiting my exes in the last remaining refuge for the Dark Zoids, Aldo studying a herd of wild Gojulas Giga, and Jake returning home to give his share of the prize money from the tournament to his mom, to help fund her research on wild zoids. The Dark Tyrants fell to a mysterious new Zoid in battle...

The Liger Zero eventually gave birth to a litter of cubs, and Jake invited us to see them. A mysterious bounty hunter in a new Zoid, the Berserk Fury, attacked and defeated us all, and kidnapped the cubs! Upon its recovery, the Liger Zero ran off on its own to find its cubs. It had many adventures along the way, freeing a pack of wild Helcats who were being ruled by an Energy Liger, and managed to rescue its cubs, and defeated the Berserk Fury. But that wouldn't be the last we saw of it...

The next year, our team reunited and we participated in the NZBT again. We fought some new teams, fought some ones we knew... Kagekami appeared with a brand new Zoid; the Liger Zero EM! Meanwhile, other stuff was going on...

Zoitec was holding a public demonstration for the Gairyuki, their newest Zoid. A Diloforce that'd been used during the demonstration escaped into the wild. It met up with the Berserk Fury, who was without a pilot, recovering from its fight with the Liger Zero. After witnissing the Fury's power, the Diloforce, bent on revenge against the humans who had abused it, joined forces with the Fury, and the two of them began attacking humans!

After an attack by a group of hunters, the Diloforce and the Berserk Fury permanently fused and built up an army of Wild Zoids, and attacked Zay City! And just as we were having a rematch against Kagekami, too... there was a huge battle, culminating with Jake and the Liger Zero against the upgraded Berserk Fury. Using a device his mother had recently designed which could translate ZOid rumblings, Jake convinced the Berserk Fury that all humans weren't bad, and that what the Fury was doing to people was no better. The Berserk Fury saw the error of its ways, killed the Diloforce who had manipulated it and called off its troops.

After that, a meeting was made between the Empire, the Republic, and the Wild Zoids, with Jake and the Liger Zero acting as an embassador. Clyde and I got married, Jake and Dameon had a rematch and Alan apologised for antagonising Aldo, and they became sortakindafriends from that point on, land was set aside for the Wild Zoids to live in with the Berserk Fury becoming its guardian, and everybody lived happily ever after!

Right. So, now that you know what was going to happen in ZO, you can sleep soundly. Since ZO has been retired, that means that this journal will be permanently retired as well. But don't fret! This isn't the end of me, Jake, Aldo and Clyde! My creator tells me we'll be revamped and used as characters in his Original Story... so just because ZO is finished doesn't mean you'll see the last of us. And he may finish Damn Zombie Kids someday, sooooo... look foreword to that as well. Special thanks goes to all of you who read Zoids Odyssey, and those of you who read my journal. I'm eternally grateful to all of you.

Ohhhh gawd. Now I'm getting all weepy! T__T Don't worry, I'll be okay... just got a lil' something in my eye... This concludes my final entry. See you all in another continuity!

*Lights up a cigarette, climbs into her Hel Digunner and shiftscuttles off into the sunset*

Bleh.

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 01:13:18 GMT

Oh, look. An update. Woo.

I'm in the hospital right now... I'm updating from my laptop. I got Pammy and Clyde to bring it here for me. Why am I in the hospital, do you ask?

Wellllll... I got my ass handed to me in the Fifth round of the NZBT pretty badly. My Heldy got all beat up by a Battle Rex... really badly.

I might be back on my feet in a few days, say the doctors... I just hope Clyde isn't too worried about me. And my parents... dear lord, I bet they're going nuts... I should E-mail 'em or something, tell 'em I'm okay.

My Heldy took some pretty awful damage... it'll take quyite a while to fix. I hope Adlo and Jake and Clyde will be able to fight in the next round without my help... although I doubt the Command Wolf EM will be in very good shape either.

Yeah. Anyway, being in the hospital = t3h suck. The food is crap, and I can't smoke. And my glasses got smashed during the battle, so I can hardly see a damn thing, and therefore cannot watch TV either. I'm all snippy and biey from nicotine withdrawal and boredom.

At least I can knit to pass the time, though.

What? Another update? So soon?

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 01:56:15 GMT

Yeah. Woo, lookit me, I still haven't died of lung cancer! Go me!

...Right. I went out on the patio for a cigarette the other day, when I bumped into Aldo. Not that strange in itself... he often goes out on the patio when he needs a breath of fresh air. It's what he was *doing* that was strange.

He was knitting. Yeah, you heard me. Knitting. Specifically, he was knitting a purple sweater. For me. O_o

Suffice to say, I was rather confused, but the "...what?" look on his face suggested that I probably shouldn't dwell on it. Certainly, of all the things I'd picture Aldo doing, knitting isn't nescessarily one of 'em.

I asked him if I could watch. He said I could, so I sat down next to him, and watched him knit. I finished off my cigarette, and was going to go back inside, but watching him knit was kinda interesting. He offered to show me how to do it, and I though "aw, sure. I've got some time to kill. Let's give it a whirl."

I spent the next hour or so on the patio, knitting with Aldo and yakking 'bout stuff. He doesn't say much, but he's a good listener. He's a pretty cool guy.

...Heee. *Blushes* I think I've got a bit of a crush on Aldo... ^^; A minor one, though. Dun' worry Clyde, you're still my stud-muffin. ;)

Soooo... yeah. I've got a new hobby. Turns out knitting's pretty fun. I'm not really that good at it, buuuut... eh. At least now I've got something to do with my hands other then smoke. XD

Love versus Sex

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 15:52:12 GMT

pointytilly showed this atricle: http://www.livejournal.com/community/anthropologist/533578.html to koobine, who in turn, showed it to me. Reading this article, I've formed an opinion or two about the subject.

In my opinion, yes. Sex does equate love. In my eyes, intercourse isn't merely a recreational activity or an act of reproduction... to me, sex is an act of expressing one's love for another in a physical manner.

In my experience, intercourse requires two people giving it their all in order for it to work, just like a relationship. In order for both to enjoy the experience, both have to pleasure one-another in turn. You have to care enough about the other person, and what they like and who they are, in order for it to be the beautiful, spiritually fulfilling thing that it is. If both partners are not satisfied, sex simply doesn't work, and in order for both to be satisfied, both have to care as much about satisfying their partner as much as one does about satisfying themselves.

And it isn't as easy as it sounds; it requires a committment. It requires one to spend lots of time with the other, sharing their likes and dislikes, and stuff. I can't count how many relationships I've been in have failed because of one-sided sex. Sex requires a committment, and a mutual understanding of one another's preferences in order for it to work. In order for sex to be enjoyable, you have to truely love the person you're with, otherwise it becomes an unsatisfying, one-sided affair.

I dunno. Maybe I mis-interpreted the article. Buuuuuut... in my opinion, love and sex go hand in hand with one another.

The Continuities! They write in AGONY!

Thu, 26 May 2005 22:47:07 GMT

...Well, this is certainly an interesting predicament...

All right. It all started when Aldo took me, Jake, and Clyde out to do some training. Suddenly, this swirling orange vortex thingy opened up and sucked us into it! We came out of the vortex in some kind of... I dunno. Someplace I've never seen before.

We wandered about aimlessly for a while, until we ran into this girl with a Heldy, named "Bekka." She was looking for a Gun Sniper, a Shield Liger and a Command Wolf, and after looking for a bit, we found them. THEN, we ran into Pammy, some scientist guy with a Gustav, an eccentric Redler pilot and a really sexy blonde in a Geno Saurer.

The Gustav guy (he calls himself Floyd), says that we've been sucked into some alternate universe. I don't think I believe him, but its a better explaination then I can come up with. *Shrugs.*

...That girl who pilots the Gun Sniper... Vic, I think her name was... she scares me. She snuck up on us while Clyde and I were trying to get... err... intimate with eachother. She's annoying. XP

Bekka's cool, though. Weird how those tubes can attatch to her head like that... a bit unnerving, but otherwise, she's cool. She and the Command Wolf pilot (Rick, I think his name was) seem to be doin' the horizontal tango with eachotheer. She pilots a Heldy, I pilot a Heldy. Rick pilots a C-woof, Clyde pilots a C-Woof. Coincidence? Probably. Maybe Heldy pilots and CW pilots are in-explicably drawn to one another...

...Aldo and that tall woman who pilots the Shield Liger seem to be getting along well. I think they'd make an adorable couple. ^______^

We're going to set out in the morning and scout around. Try to get a better idea of what's going on. For now though, I think I'll just lie here next to Clyde... he looks so funny when he sleeps. ^^

...I should probably be worried that we're never gonna get home, buuuuuuuuut... it's kinda hard to worry about stuff after a long, satisfying bout of wild, unrestrained sex. I'll worry tomorrow, I guess. XD

Like, whoa. Update!

Thu, 19 May 2005 01:40:14 GMT

...I'm alive! And I have a new icon, too!

Isn't it adorable? I love it. ^________^

*Glompz*

...It's kinda squished, though. I'll need to fix that. Somehow.

...I'll post something intelligent someday. I promise. XP

I'm aliiiiive!!!

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 12:17:39 GMT

...Yeah. Title sez all. I'm still around!

I don't have anything to talk about, unfortunately... bah. Nobody reads my journal anymore anyway, so what's the point?

*Scuttles away to watch TV with Clyde and Pammy*

A Quiz Thingamabob I found.

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 21:58:42 GMT

Well... this should be interesting...

*STUFF
1. Kissed your cousin: ...Yeah. But he was a distant cousin.
2. Ran away: ...Once. For about two days.
3. Pictured your crush naked: Yuppers. ^^
5. Broken someone's heart: Probably.
6. Been in love: Yes. <3
7. Cried when someone died: Yeah...
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yes.

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Well... this should be interesting...

<lj-cut>*STUFF
1. Kissed your cousin: ...Yeah. But he was a distant cousin.
2. Ran away: ...Once. For about two days.
3. Pictured your crush naked: Yuppers. ^^
5. Broken someone's heart: Probably.
6. Been in love: Yes. <3
7. Cried when someone died: Yeah...
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yes. <_<
9. Broken a bone: Nope.
10. How many CD's do you own?: I dunno. 'Bout a hundred, I guess.
11. Lied: Um... no? :p
12. Cried in school: Yes. T_T

*WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: Molga Cola.
14. Sprite or 7UP: " "
15. Girls or Guys: BOTH!!!11 n_n
16. Flowers or candy: Candy.
19. Bitchy or Slutty: Slutty!!!11
20. Tall or Short: ...I dunno. I don't really mind, but short is easier to kiss. :p

*WHAT IS (YOUR FAVORITE)*

21. Your Good Luck Charm: Don't have one.
22. Person You Hate Most: ...I don't hate anybody...
23. Best Thing That Has Happened: Recently? Had sex last night.
24. Color: Black, red, purple, grey
25. Movie: ...Dunno.
26. Subject in school: Hrm. Toss up between metal shop, english and art.
27. Juice: Apple juice.
28. Cars: *Shrugs*
29. Ice Cream: Strawberry. Yum. ^^
30. Season: ...Hm. We don't exactly have those on Nyx. Eternal dusk, yo.
31. Breakfast Food: Oatcakes. :p
32. Song: Too many to choose from.
33. Favorite food: Dunno.

*Who*
34. Makes you laugh the most: Pammy.
35. Makes you the funniest: Wha?
36. Makes you smile the most: ...Clyde.
37. Can make you feel better no matter what: Pammy.
38. Has a crush on you: I dunno.
39. Do you have a crush on someone: ...Aldo's a hunk. XD
40. Gives you a funny feeling when you see them: ...I dunno.

*DO YOU EVER*
41. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: Used to.
42. Save AOL conversations: Yup.
43. Save Emails: Yup.
44. Wish you were someone else: ...Nah. Iyam who Iyam.
45. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: Nope. Well... sometimes. Time-of-month sucks balls. XP

BEST*
46. Hairstyle: Short.
47. Cologne: ...I dunno.
48. Perfume: Don't wear it.
49. Kiss: Too many to pick from. ^^

*HAVE YOU*

50. Kissed the same sex?: Yup! ^_______^
51. Fallen for your best friend?: ...Hrm.
52. Made out with JUST a friend?: Yes. Several times.
53. Been rejected: Yes.
54. Been in love?: Yes.
55. Been in lust?: Yes.
56. Used someone?: ...Erm... sort of. Does it count if you actually liked them too? *Peers in Brent's direction*
57. Been used: Yes.
58. Cheated on someone?: Nope. Slut I may be, un-faithful slut I am not. ;p
59. Been cheated on?: Yes. <_<
60. Been kissed?: Yup.
61. Done something you regret?: Yes.

*THE LAST PERSON YOU*

62. You touched?: ...Hm. Aldo, I think.
63. You talked to?: Aldo.
64. You hugged?: Clyde.
65. You instant messaged?: Pammy.
66. You kissed?: Clyde. ^_^
67. You had sex with?: Clyde. ^________^
68. You yelled at?: Jake. XP
69. Who broke your heart?: I forget her name. Some asexual chick with a Twinhorn.
70. Told you loved?: Clyde. ^^
71. Heard I love you From: Clyde. Isn't he sweet? ^_^

*OTHER INFO*

72. Color your hair?: Black.
73. Have tattoos?: Yup. Chibi Heldy, just above my butt.
75. Have piercings?: Both ears, and a pierced navel. Might get a peirced nipple someday.
76. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: Boyrfiend, as of late.
77. Own a webcam?: Nope.
78. Own a thong?: Several. XD
79. Ever get off the damn computer?: Yes.
80. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: Whaaa?
81. Habla espanol?: Duhrrr?
82. Quack?: ...Ducky!

*Have you/do you/are you*

83. Stolen anything?: Yup.
84. Smoke?: ...Do I really need to answer this? ;D *Lights up*
85. Schizophrenic?: ...No...
86. Obsessive?: ...About some things, yeah...
87. Compulsive?: Sometimes.
88. Obsessive compulsive?: ...No...
89. Panic?: Nope. Nicotine make stress go bye-bye.
90. Anxiety?: Nicotine make that go bye bye too. X3
91. Depressed?: Nah! I'm one of the happiest people you'll evah meet! ^_______^
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...Wheee. That was fun. ^^

Meme-ness...

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 00:37:02 GMT

*Pokes results*

*Snickers*

...Heeeeee... I can't help but be amused by these results. Whod've thought I was a violent, corpse obsessed, pain loving, shit eating, animal fucking nymphomaniac? XP

Surf, sand and sun. Like, ew.

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:32:59 GMT

Aldo figured the team could use a bit of a break from Zoid battling, so we packed up our stuff, and took an hour long whale shark flight down to the coast for a visit to the beach in Daytan City.

I don't like sun. I spent most of the day sitting under the beach umbrella, whilst the boys... did stuff. Clyde tried to convince me to go swimming with him and Jake, buuuut... no. Sun = ultraviolet rays, which = sunburn. I'm not about to ruin my beautiful, pale, demure Nyxian complextion with a *tan.* XP

Sooooo... yeah. Jake, Aldo, Pammy and Clyde went swimming, and surfing and stuff, whilst I sat under the beach umbrella. Yay, fun. Pammy came back and sat with me under the umbrella for a while, but then she went surfing with Jake and Clyde some more.

Aldo... was running around shirtless. Rawr. I saw more then a few women checking him out, and I don't blame them. Aldo's quite the hunk. He could be a male model. X>

After sitting around doing basically nothing, I decided to apply a few layers of sunscreen and venture out into the hideous *light.* I couldn't go swimming; I have glasses, which I'd probably lose whilst swimming. I strutted around in my uber s3x3h bikini, and recieved a bit of praise from the local surfer boys. After that, I decided to go get my Hel Digunner and go for a little underwater adventure.

I explored around a bit in my Heldy... saw some coral reefs, and the occasional feral Warshark, Diploguns and Mosasledge... luckily, none of them attacked me. I also stumbled across a wreck of an Ultrasaurus from the old war. The thing was barely intact; it was overgrown with algae and rust and stuff, and its head was missing... it was interesting to look at, though. Not far from it, I found what appeared to be a couple of Death Stinger carcasses, and a few sunken Hammerheads. I guess there must have been a navel battle there long ago. It was pretty cool; I took pictures.

After that, I returned. The sun was going down a bit by then, so I was a tad more comfortable. We had a barbecue, and Aldo made hot dogs and burgers. Yum. ^^

After that, we returned to Zay City. Overall, not a bad day. Started off a bit rough, buuuut it got more interesting later on. Hooray.

...How the hell does a Heldy get barnacles from only a couple hours or so at sea? God damn it, I'm going to have quite a bit of fun scraping barnacles off its armour later. <_<

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 14:06:42 GMT

Aaaahhhhh! Holycrapalmostthreeweekswithoutanupdate... @_@

Ack. Weeeellll... I don't have anything to really talk about right now. Just letting y'all who still read my journal know that yes, I am still alive!

I must've caught the boys' lazyupdate virus or something. XP

Corporate goons! Leave me alooone!

Sat, 05 Mar 2005 23:51:43 GMT

Is it just me, or do I have a sign tied around my neck that says "Walking Advertising Gimmick?"

I guess word must've gotten out what specific brand of cigarettes I smoke, (Landine Lights, in case you're curious) because I got an offer from the Landine Tabacco Corporation to be their spokesperson. They offered to be Team Atro Venator's official sponsor if I accepted their offer.

I was just going to shoot 'em down right then and there. I've been a smoker for seven years now, and I'm never quitting, but it's not a habit that I condone. It's a bad habit that eats up a lot of money, and I don't want to convince others to start... but a corporate sponsor could really help out the team. So, I decided to talk to Aldo about it.

I told to Aldo about the offer, and my views on the subject. He said that I didn't have to do it if I was morally opposed to it, and that he'd turn them down anyway, because having a tobacco company as our corporate sponsor wouldn't set a very positive image for Team Atro Venator. So, I called 'em up, and told them that I wouldn't be their sponsor.

Soooo, there ya have it. Another coporate venture shot down before it could begin. This little incident has made me consider switching brands...

...Nah. *Lights up*

Pissedoffbisexualchainsmokin'heldigunnerbitch MK II

Fri, 25 Feb 2005 15:09:14 GMT

I was poking around the "Zoids: Guardian Century" section on kewlfnafiction.nyx...

I found some god-awful fic by someone called "Sadaki Mazaki"... ack. It was a Brock/Draven fic, no less. I love Yaoi, but not when it's that poorly done and OOC... argh. >_< Brock and Draven is SUCH a boring pairing, too... it's been done a gazillion times before... and they were so OOC, too! Grah. Draven's done nothing but torment Brock and try to kill the people he cares about! WHY would Brock feel ANY sort of attraction to him is beyond me... Brock/Draven can be done, but it requires alot of development leading up to it for it to work, you can't just have 'em wake up and be "OMG I'm gay!!!" like that... and it doesn't make Brock/Draven any less boring and cliched. ;p

And what's the point of turning Draven into such a pussy!? If you're going to write a manly man and a pseudo girl, why not just write het!? Argh. And the lemons... I can enjoy a lemon if it's well written, but 99.9% of them are god-awful. And a good percentage of the people who write 'em have no idea what they're doing, either. ;p

Good Yaoi is so hard to find these days. Looking at fics like these, the future of slash seems bleak... But then again, there's always Pammy. She writes *exellent* Yaoi. Good for her. ^_____^

Cupcakes!

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:35:44 GMT

Yeah. In case you couldn't guess from the title of tis entry, I made cupcakes today.

...Well... actually, Aldo made them. He's an awesome cook. But I helped! I put sprinkles on them! He made vanilla cupcakes, and chocolate cupcakes. They were delicious. ^_^

Dunno exactly *why* Aldo felt the need to make cupcakes all of a sudden... but he's been all stressed out about round five, so I guess making cupcakes is his way of relaxing.

Jake licked the eggbeaters... and the bowl... and he ate what was left of the icing too. He's so cute sometimes. Child-like, almost. He's a kid at heart, and he takes it in stride.

Day eight of attempting to cut back.

Argh. Fuck. You know what? Screw cutting back. I can find some other way to save money. I'm having a god damn cigarette.

*Lights up*

Man, am I lazy...

Sun, 20 Feb 2005 01:30:07 GMT

Aieee... Jake, Clyde, Aldo, start updating your journals! Your lazyness is rubbing off on me!

Right. Anyway...

Clyde and I went on a date yesterday. Our only actual date since our first date about... almost two and a half months ago? Damn... personally, I don't like actual "dates" that much. I prefer to just boot Aldo and Jake out of the base and spend quality time alone with Clyde. This time, though, Aldo put his foot down and told me that if Clyde and I wanted privacy, we'd have to go out. I don't blame him, I guess... he's been all stressed trying to figure out a battle plan for the fifth round, so I guess he wanted to stay at the base and think or something.

So, yeah. Aldo kicked me and Clyde out of the base, and we took the Gustav out and drove around.

We drove around for a bit, and chatted about stuff... then we stopped at a Joes Diner and got some lunch. We brought our food to a park and had a fast food picnic. We joked around a bit, trying to guess what kind of animal they'd used for the meat. :p

After lunch, we drove around some more, and found this cute little carnival. I guess the NZBT was holding some kind of event or something. It was fun... there was a Gunblaster that'd been modified into a merry-go-round. It was cute, but I'm more of a roller-coater kind of girl. The roller coaster looked kind of decrepit, though, so we figured it'd be best to avoid it. :p

Clyde played this cheesy glidoler shooting game and won me an adorable pink plush Zaber Fang. I named it "Floofer." ^___^
We wandered around a bit, and we found one of those Tunnel of Love Things. X> So silly... the water was desgusting and filled with algae, and the wooden Ultrasaurus boats looked rotton, but we took a ride on it anyway. A bit of frisky pokes and smooches and grabs in the dark led from one thing to another... we decided to leave the carnival after that and find a hotel. I'm sure you can fill in the blanks from there. ;p We showed back up at the base around 3:00 am, and crashed for several hours afterward. And, here I am, updating my journal.

...Day four of attempting to cut back. I'm still twitchy.

I want a cigarette.

NOW.

*Runs*

Eeeek... Lookit my dusty journal...

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 00:22:50 GMT

Woah... holycrapupdatetime...

...Heldy's fine now. Not only is she better, but she's working at 100% efficiany and has made a full recovery! I can stop angsting now! Yaaaay! I'm very relieved she's in better condition...

Right. Now, I'm sure you're all dying to hear what I've been up to the past five days, so I'm gonna tell you.

...I've been trying to cut back a bit on the coffee and cigarettes. I certainly don't intend on actually *quitting* (sorry, Clyde. ;p), but I could use a bit more money, and it'd be better for me. I've gotten down to a little bit under half a pack a day. Not bad... but I'm getting all twitchy from nicotine withdrawal. DearlordIwantacigarette...T_T

Clyde was hanging out with me earlier, and stumbled across some of my old poetry... man, was THAT ever embarassing... I'd forgotten how awful it was... nevermind that Clyde's a critic... god. Clyde poked gentle fun at it, and we both kinda picked it apart and laughed at it.

...I'm just glad he never found any of my old fanfiction or RPG characters... lord knows Pammy's already pecked them apart enough... Clyde would probably laugh and crumple to the floor, rolling about in hysterics. :p

I've been working on schematics for a custom part... an improved Hel Digunner engine, for those of you who are interested. Maybe if we win the tournament, I'll spend my share of the prize money on developing this custom part of mine...

Oh, and I have Hel Digunner slippers now. They're so cute! ^_____^

T_T

Sat, 12 Feb 2005 03:30:51 GMT

*Sighs*

I'm sure y'all are wondering why I haven't been updating recently...

...I was taking my Hel Digunner out for a test run the other day. I noticed her core output was rather low, despite having been well fed and properly maintained... I ran a systems check on her, but I couldn't locate the source of the problem, so I took her in to see a professional Zoirian. (Zoid Core Veterenarian.)

He examined her core, and concluded she had an infection, most likely caused by coming into contact with Zoid fecal matter. I wondered how she could have come into contact with any fecal matter, and then he showed me a scan he took of the Hel Digunner's exoskeleton. Turns out that the waste emmision conduit ruptured somehow, fausing waste product to leak into her other systems and re-circulate back to the core, which were then absorded by the core, causing an infection. It's a good thing I noticd the reduction in core activity, or the Hel Digunner could have died.

He gave me some medicine, and told me to give it to the Hel Digunner once a day. She has to stay still and allow her auto-repair systems to repair the waste emission conduit, and in the meantime, I have to give her the medicine to keep the core from dying.

I'd go in there and repair the ruptured conduit myself, but Zoid feces are radioactive, so I could die if I try to... all I can do is give her the medicine and hope that she pulls through.

Clyde, Jake and Aldo have been very supportive, though... helping me look after Heldy, trying to keep me in high spirit... I love them all so much. ^^

I hope Hel Digunner will be okay... I can't bear to think what would happen if I lost her...

Damn Zombie Kids...

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 01:33:55 GMT

Humph.

...I'm a member of an online Zoids RPG called "Zoids Eternal Requium," or ZER for short.

Argh... so many Zombie kids... annoying, cliched characters, excsessive Geno Breakers and Blade Ligers and Shadow Foxes... it's not even really an RPG, it's more like just some random battle arena... no character development whatsoever...

It's stupid. I'm in a battle against some person named "Batsukami Marasume", who pilots a Blade Liger... he's so cheap! He just dodges everything, is excessively twinky... one of those "my shots hit and yours don't" types. I try to be fair, but the guy squeezes in a bajillion different moves into a single post. I've pointed out several times that half the stuff he's doing isn't even physically possible, and he just wines about it... I had to get a mod...

THEN some doofus made some custom Geno whatsit in the custom shop... stupid ZK... that Geno thing he made wouldn't WORK. It'd collapse, run out of energy, melt and explode all at once. A Zoid can only carry so much equipment...

Hmph. Oh well... they can play around on their little RPG and pretend to be uber as much as they want, but I can take some consolation in knowing they'd get their asses kicked in a *real* Zoid battle. ;p

Yay!

Fri, 04 Feb 2005 15:43:28 GMT

We went into battle against team Kagekami yesterday, and we won! Man, was it a good fight, too!

Jake and Clyde were caught off guard by a sneak attack... Jake took on Dameon and his Kingliger, and Clyde battled the Keiths and their Shadow Arms Lizard. I launched a little sneak attack of my own, and ripped off the SAL's leg, and then the Kingliger charged at me and Aldo's Gojulas Giga shot it down.

Aldo fought his arch nemesis as well... I'll let Aldo give you the details when he gets around to starting his LJ, but he did a pretty good job. No matter what that asshole did, Aldo still managed to defeat him.

We had a great big victory party at the base when we got back. The drinks poured freely, there was lots of loud music and crazyness, and a good time was had by all. (I <3 red wine. ^_____^) Aldo didn't have anything to drink, of course.

...Ugh... hangoverrrr... my heaaad... hm. Maybe I'll give you the details on the party later, or maybe let one of the others tell you. Right now, my head hurts, and I feel sick. :p

It's coming soon...

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 13:30:16 GMT

*Bounces up and down*

EEEEEEEEEEE!!! Round four of the National Zoid Battling Tournament begins soon! I can't wait! ^_^

Nothing's better then a good Zoid battle, IMO. (Well... I can think of ONE thing that's better... ;) ) I'm so psyched up for it! I can't wait!

Heldy's fully repaired, cleaned, fed, and the combat system is devoid of errors. The Beam Cannon's power cell is fully charged, claws and teeth have been sharpened to a fine edge, everything's been checked and rechecked, and she's in perfect working order. Eeeeeeeee! I can't WAIT to go into battle! ^_________^

Our battle will be against team Kagekami (AKA: The "Shadow Gods". Pfffttt. Gimmie a break. How pretentious can you get? 9_9)They have a Kingliger, a Shadow Arms Lizard, a Command Wolf and a Gojulas the Ogre. A fairly impressive menagerie... we'll still beat 'em, though. ;)

Round four! W00t! I can't wait! Let's get 'em, Hel Digunner!

Aaarrrggghhh! NOOOOO!

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 02:00:51 GMT

Aieeee...

I broke my glasses today... I was up on top of my Hel Digunner, waxing it, and my glasses got dirty, so I took them off so I could wipe them clean. I guess I was sitting on a waxed bit, because I slipped, and fell off. Luckily, I was on the Heldy's leg when it happened, so I didn't fall too far, but damn, did it hurt! I dropped my glasses, and they got broken. Totally bent out of shape, both lenses cracked... Luckily, Clyde was there, and he acted as my eyes and led me back into the base. I sent him out with my perscription to pick up new glasses for me, so now I can see again. :p

I like my new glasses, too... they're black, like my old ones, but they're sparkly and metallic when they catch the light. They're really cool. ^_^

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Sun, 30 Jan 2005 20:02:30 GMT

I was watching TV with Clyde late at night... we were watching the Comedy Channel. It's Clyde's favourite, and I like it too... watching TV snuggled up next to a person you love is one of those simple pleasures in life.

I swear, though, if I see another one of those "Male enhancement" ads I'm gonna throw something at the fucking television. They come on at least once per commercial break, sometimes twice! They're so stupid! And the message they give is totally false!

Boys, let me tell you something. Most women don't give a damn about how big your cock is. Really! I certainly don't, and neither do any of the women I know. Sure, a large manly adaptor will stimulate more nerve endings and penetrate deeper, but it's also more likely to *hurt* us. And a large one is more likely to get sprained, too. ;p

I know this from personal experience. I have a very active sex life, and I've had lots of boyfriends, all with varying lengths. The ones I had the most fun with weren't the ones with the biggest dicks, they were the ones who knew what I wanted and *how* I wanted it.

Grah... you also get all these stupid, pig headed men bragging about how big they are... grah! It makes me angry... what is there to brag about!? It's not like it makes them better lovers. Anything over eight inches is just going to *hurt.*

Same with rippling muscles as well. A well toned body is nice, but cheese grating abs of d00m and bulging necks and swollen arms are just... ick. Your manly attributes often gross us out more then arouse us. :p

Take my advice, boys. Don't obsess too much over your manly attributes. A nice, worthwhile girl won't care how big and strong you are, or the size of your penis. Just be nice, treat us with respect, and you'll get laid. Honestly. Personality matters more in the long run.

My night out

Fri, 28 Jan 2005 20:13:11 GMT

I went for a night out with Jake last night... Clyde didn't feel like coming... he's the sort who goes to bed early and wakes up late. Jake and I are night owls, so we do lots of stuff together. Clyde doesn't mind... he lets me have a life. :p

We spent most of the night clubbing... Zay City has some good nightclubs. I like to dance, but Jake is more of the people-watching type. We didn't drink; nobody to be the designated pilot.

We got some pizza while we were out, too... I like mine with just plain cheese. No fancy toppings for me. The pizza was okay, but it was kinda greasy.

We got back to the base at around 3:00 am. We meant to come back at around 1:00, but we were having too much fun. ^^

I slept in until about noon... then got cleaned up, had... um... lunch,(Yum, oatcakes! Thanks Aldo! ;D) I guess. Too late for breakfast. :p ...And, here I am.

I think I'll help Clyde on tweaking the Command Wolf EM... Heldy's functioning at 100%, and CWEM has been having problems with its combat system, so it's not like I've got anything better to do today.

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 14:35:06 GMT

I went down to the store yesterday... got some ibuprofen, the CORRECT tampons *glares at Jake* and more cigarettes. PMS sucks.

I was all cranky and moody...I stayed in my room all day. Clyde came in to bring me food, and we talked for a while... ibuprofen was kicking in, so I wasn't ready to bite his head off the second he opened his mouth. :p We talked for a very long time. I quite enjoyed it. ^_^ I like to carry on a good, long conversation...

One thing led to another, and I started to complain about being tired... haven't gotten a wink of sleep since the time of month began... Clyde started to massage my shoulders, and gave me the most awesome back rub I've had in ages. It was soooo relaxing... I fell right asleep. ^_^

I feel a tad sick today, but not nearly as bad as I did yesterday...

Uuuuugggghhhh...

Wed, 26 Jan 2005 12:01:34 GMT

Aaaaggghhhhh... the "time of month" has begun...

I was up all night... Couldn't sleep. The craaaamps... so much paaaiiinnn... and damn it, Jake didn't get the right kind of tampons! I DO NOT use playtecks tompons!!! >:(

...I've been in a snippy, nasty mood all morning, but, hey. PMS and no sleep can do that to you.

...It seems being a smoker has its benefets... it can help relax you and keep your mind off the pain, (for a while, at least.) Aaaauuuggghhh... I need painkillers...